My Writing Journey

This thing we call writing, like any calling, might well be defined as a “need” servicing competing interests. Speaking strictly for myself, this means that the act is more than the sum of hours spent over a sticky keyboard; more like a cycle that never ends…like laundry.

My journey began with a basket full of interests and observations thrown together in a heap without a cupboard large enough to house them. Cocktail party chit chat, a glib observation over a newspaper article, or an off the cuff toast to the bride and groom sometimes led to choice comments like “is that yours?” or “that would be funny on T.V.” or most super elegantly “you should write that down.” “Why, thank you,” was the happy reply every time. But where? And how should I put this down?

Maybe I just had to put in a few more years, because the answer came fast and unexpectedly with a gaggle of badly behaved characters and a crumbling funeral parlor to stuff them in. “Write what you know,” the sages whispered. And so I did. The first novel, HEUER LOST AND FOUND, is hardly a memoir: it is a fiction consisting of composites spewing forth all the cocktail chat from ghosts of parties past. The glib comments, the sparkling jewels of language that had no place to go suddenly hung themselves up on this beautiful thing called The Novel. One year later, I did it again with SCOOTER NATION and a year after that with SHELL GAME, POOR UNDERTAKER and THE HEUER EFFECT.

The needs served here are readily identified: at last my thoughts were tidy; at last my thoughts were free. How fast I can get them down; how many people read them; and how many more will take something away with them depends on how fast I can work and how relevant and fresh I can be. No time to worry. There is much laundry to do. Pass the soap.

About the Book

Scooter Nation
by A.B. Funkhauser

Publisher: Solstice Publishing
Publication Date: March 9, 2016
Genre: Humor / Noir

Aging managing director Charlie Forsythe begins his work day with a phone call to Jocasta Binns, the unacknowledged illegitimate daughter of Weibigand Funeral Home founder Karl Heinz Sr. Alma Wurtz, a scooter bound sextenarian, community activist, and neighborhood pain in the ass is emptying her urine into the flower beds, killing the petunias. Jocasta cuts him off, reminding him that a staff meeting has been called. Charlie, silenced, is taken aback: he has had no prior input into the meeting and that, on its own, makes it sinister.


The second novel in the UNAPOLOGETIC LIVES series, SCOOTER NATION takes place two years after HEUER LOST AND FOUND. This time, funeral directors Scooter Creighton and Carla Moretto Salinger Blue take centre stage as they battle conflicting values, draconian city by-laws, a mendacious neighborhood gang bent on havoc, and a self absorbed fitness guru whose presence shines an unwanted light on their quiet Michigan neighborhood.


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Unrepentant cooze hound lawyer Jürgen Heuer dies suddenly and unexpectedly in his litter-strewn home. Undiscovered, he rages against God, Nazis, deep fryers and analogous women who disappoint him.

At last found, he is delivered to Weibigand Brothers Funeral Home, a ramshackle establishment peopled with above average eccentrics, including boozy Enid, a former girl friend with serious denial issues. With her help and the help of a wise cracking spirit guide, Heuer will try to move on to the next plane. But before he can do this, he must endure an inept embalming, feral whispers, and Enid’s flawed recollections of their murky past.

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“Funny, quirky, and sooooo different.”

—Jo Michaels, Jo Michaels Blog

“Eccentric and Funny. You have never read anything like this book. It demands respect for the outrageous capacity of its author to describe in detail human behavior around death.”

—Charlene Jones, author THE STAIN

“The macabre black comedy Heuer Lost And Found, written by A.B. Funkhauser, is definitely a different sort of book!  You will enjoy this book with its mixture of horror and humour.”

—Diana Harrison, Author ALWAYS AND FOREVER

“This beautifully written, quirky, sad, but also often humorous story of Heuer and Enid gives us a glimpse into the fascinating, closed world of the funeral director.”

—Yvonne Hess, Charter Member, The Brooklin 7

“The book runs the gamut of emotions. One minute you want to cry for the characters, the next you are uncontrollably laughing out loud, and your husband is looking at you like you lost your mind, at least mine did.”

“The writing style is racy with no words wasted.”


“For a story centered around death, it is full of life.”


“Like Breaking Bad’s Walter White, Heuer is not a likeable man, but I somehow found myself rooting for him. A strange, complicated character.”

—Kasey Balko, Pickering, Ontario

Raw, clever, organic, intriguing and morbid at the same time … breathing life and laughter into a world of death.

—Josie Montano, Author VEILED SECRETS


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About the Author

Toronto born author A.B. Funkhauser is a funeral director, classic car nut and wildlife enthusiast living in Ontario, Canada. Like most funeral directors, she is governed by a strong sense of altruism fueled by the belief that life chooses us and we not it. Her debut novel HEUER LOST AND FOUND, released in April 2015, examines the day to day workings of a funeral home and the people who staff it. Winner of the PREDITORS & EDITORS Reader’s Poll for Best Horror 2015, HEUER LOST AND FOUND is the first installment in Funkhauser’s UNAPOLOGETIC LIVES series. Her sophomore effort, SCOOTER NATION, is set for release March 13, 2016 through Solstice Publishing. A devotee of the gonzo style pioneered by the late Hunter S. Thompson, Funkhauser attempts to shine a light on difficult subjects by aid of humorous storytelling. “In gonzo, characters operate without filters which means they say and do the kinds of things we cannot in an ordered society. Results are often comic but, hopefully, instructive.”

Funkhauser is currently working on SHELL GAME, a contemporary “whodunnit” begun during NaNoWriMo 2015.





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3 thoughts on “‘My Writing Journey’ by A.B. Funkhauser, Author of ‘Scooter Nation’

  1. Such fun to read – as entertaining as your first book. I can’t wait to read Scooter Nation.

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